#jotaro queuejo

[zeppeli-reelstallbun]

I’ve somehow made my way over to house md tumblr (my mutuals have taste, what can I say?) problem being—I’ve not seen a single episode of this show, and this godforsaken website is my sole source of knowledge on what the plots even about in the first place, which I can only describe as ‘kitty meow meow is a narcissist about everything, including his boyfriend and his boyfriends’ hoe phase’

everyone look at my girlfriend. she bites people (insane) and she cries during sex (catholic)

[zeppeli-reelstallbun]

i’ve been delusional joking manifesting that the animators have been working on sbr since the day they wrapped production on p6, and that on jojo day they’re going to supprise announce that it’s actually rolling out mid april & everyone has just been so good at keeping the secret under wraps

[queuetaro]

why do steely dan’s eyebrows look like they have been put through an egg slicer

was that a conscious choice of his of did his body just warp to accommodate his supreme assholery

is there an eyebrow tax for when you start being annoying as fuck and is that why polnareff is bereft of eyebrows

[zeppeli-reelstallbun]

literally me when my long term partner (might have) cheated and I'm forced to confront the fact that we weren't even sexually compatible in the first place because of religious trauma reasons:

coping, but I would also fold for the first person to tell me exactly why I'm in the right my needs are rational (malpractice optional)

[zeppeli-reelstallbun]

wait maybe I do need to watch house bc catholicism talks to me like the green goblin mask

Wasn't shocked when it was revealed that Chase went to bdsm parties because it was established that he's Catholic. Of course the lines of pain and pleasure blur into each other in his head, catholicism is talking to him like the fucking green goblin mask.

[antinomyelin]

Me: *opens my mouth to say something* I-

Literally everyone within a five mile radius from me in unison: “we know. You love noriaki kakyoin. We get it. He is the love of your life and you would do anything for him. We know. We get it. Please shut up”

[queuetaro]

do I enjoy polnareff’s[¹] presence? no. but it is a small price to pay to watch Kakyoin[²] make fun of him Constantly

¹Because I do not respect polnareff, he has lost name capitalisation privileges. ²However, I do respect Kakyoin. Not least because he makes fun of polnareff.

[cockneydio]

It's been eeehhhh 18 months of my chaos queue without a hackey exhausting queue tag to warn you which of my posts were set up by Past Callie to ruin Present Callie's day anyway so what do we think about:

Pannacotta Queuego

Queueno Queueciarrati

Jolyne Queuejoh -or- Jotaro Queuejo

Higashikata Josqueueke

Oqueueyasu Nijimura

Queueichi-queuen

Kosaqueue Kira

Thus Queued Rohan Kishibe

Queuel Ice

Pretend this is Twitter and vote. The winner won't actually ever be used by me, because this was obviously just an excuse to make awful puns.

[hakuryuu]

someone's queue tag is "kujo queuetaro" but every time i see it i wish it was "queuejo jotaro"

[ashisaurus]

Alternative names for Queued Posts

Suzie Queueatro

Suzie Queue

Jotaro Queuejo

[vegasvik]

someone give me a new queue tag name.

[nedsseveredhead2]

im so tempted to rename my queue tag Jotaro Queuejo

[vinegardoppio]

dua yinepu!

[nemirutami]

made of pixels

[queuetaro]

I fucking hate Joseph Joestar

He is Old and a Harlot and a disgrace on the Joestar name. “your next line is” looking ass bitch.  he has not gained a Single brain cell from all of those years he spent between defeating ancient Aztec gods and going on a quest to kill a vampire.

Why doesn’t he use hamon more often. why does he insist on punching a  camera or a television to  smithereens Every time he uses his stand. “I have money to spare” no you don’t. I am willing to bet that you have foolishly squandered all of the Joestar fortune and I refuse to believe that he could possibly be good at real estate. “got swindled by a street food merchant” and “successful real estate agent” are not traits that fit together.